Dragon Ball Z Series

If you have never watched the Dragon Ball series, you haven’t yet lived life. If you are wandering what it is, it is the coolest most ridiculous and incredible anime series ever.

These guys with some weird names like Goku or Vegeta, are saiyans. Saiyans is an extremely powerful race of people with extraordinary power. Goku was sent to Earth as a infant. A man finds him on a hike and takes him home. He raises him until he was about 12. Until he dies. Goku lived on by himself, but eventually finds a wife and has a kid. He and his son, Gohan, love to fight. They have know idea they are saiyans, until one day a man named Radditz comes and tries to recruit Goku to his home town of saiyans to fight. Goku, clueless decides not too. Radditz becomes angery and fights Goku.

A Namekian named Picollo his Allie helps him fight. Goku eventually dies with Raditz from Picollo’s blast.

He then gets trained in heaven by a great master named Kaio. In the time he is trained, Picollo trains Gohan.
When Goku gets revived by the dragon balls, he fights many other saiyans that come to Earth. Eventually after a ruthless battle against the saiyans, he becomes allies with one of the saiyans, Vegeta.

He then goes on to fight many other terrible monsters like, Freeza, Cell, and Turles. Those are just some names.

I am such a huge Dragon Ball fan, I could write a book about the series with every little detail from memory.

I am very convinced that I am also a saiyan.

To be continued…

Ways To Get out of Trouble by Your Parents

Do you always get in trouble? Now I can fix that. Not that you don’t get in trouble, how to get out of trouble.

If you get in trouble by lying, you could look them in the eyes and say, “what about The Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny. And you call me a liar.”

If you get caught by doing something that your parents told you not to do. Just think of a reason they did something wrong and tell them. “What about the time your mom told you not to go to the river and you did and almost drowned. What about that?”

Last but not least. Say you get in trouble at your friends house and you have to go home. Especially to your least strict parent, tell them that you aren’t really associated with this mess, you didn’t want to look embarrassed so you went on with the plan, but just only tagged behind them. When I got in to trouble, I told my mom I had nothing to do with this and blamed 99% of the stuff on my friend.

Those are just some ways to get out of trouble. But never, ever, ever, think that this will always work, because my parents are very strict and I told them that. It actually worked. If you don’t have a strict parent, take my advice.

Why I Hate School Peprallies

Peprallies are absolutely horrible. I know people think that it’s cool because you skip class. Not at all, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t care less about learning. But learning is still better than sitting in a gym listening to music, watching cheerleaders, and be forced to listen to the horrid speeches. Worst of all, the 1 hour and 30 minutes you sit on a back breaking bench.

The benches are just terrible. If I sat there for 2 hours, my back, neck, and butt will hurt for a long time.

Even the speeches don’t get to my brain. “What I want for Westridge Middle School is peace, peace is great….” A spokes kid would say. That is as boring as heck.

I am in the band and even I would say we aren’t good either. The songs we play for the school is only 10% skill of what we actually play. Where’s the school spirit in that.

The cheerleaders are even worst then the band. The cheerleader just shout chants, clap their hands, and smile. The smile really disappoints me though. Behind that smile is a huge frown and someone saying ” this is embarrassing.” If you look at the B team squad, they don’t to much, I think I could probably do that.

Whoever made Peprallies for our school made the wrong choice. We should rebel!

The Coolest Looking Pokémon

In my opinion the coolest looking pokemon is probably…Gengar. I know, I know, you would be thinking Gengar is ugly, what I think, it’s absolutely awesome.

First of all, it’s stats blow the roof off. It’s not even effective to about a quarter of the elements. Which makes him super strong defensively. And his attacks are really strong such as curse, dark pulse, or nightmare.

Second of all, he looks so creepy. No I’m just kidding, he is really really cute for a ghost type. Evolved from the ugliest, Haunter, to the cutest Gengar. He is like a chubby looking black-star with cute eyes and mildly sharp teeth.

What is your opinion?

The Greatest soccer Player

You wonder who is the greatest soccer player? Well let’s just say that if you know soccer history you would narrow the soccer players choices down to Péle or Maradona.

In my opinion Pele is far greater than Maradona. He actually invented the famous bicycle kick. What also makes him great is that, as a kid he used coconuts as soccer balls. His family couldn’t afford a real leather soccer ball. When he moved to America he finally got to play with a real soccer ball. Amazingly he was a natural. On and on he faced even the greatest players. Since he kicked coconuts which are harder and heavier than a real soccer ball, he had an amazingly hard shot.

Why is Pele better than Maradona? Pele won more balle de copa award which are the greatest soccer players playing in a European League. He then played on for Brazil and won the word cup against Argentina which Maradona is on.

As he became more famous he was on magazines, news articles, and even commercials in no time. When he retired his fame was never corrupted.

That’s why you would call him a legend.